Hill's MIGHTY Chin" is the Internet's primary source
for oversized chin japery. Everyone loves a giant chin, apart
from the owner of the chin itself perhaps, although with our
'101 Uses for a Giant Chin' guide, this needn't be the case
any longer. The ongoing and ever popular series contains a
wealth of information designed to give you, the host of the
extra large chin, over 100 practical and fun ways to make
use of the gift you have been given. Indeed, there are actually
numerous uses that could net you extra income! You'll be able
to use the money to pay off debts, secure a deposit on a house,
perhaps buy that family car you've always wanted, or the dream
holiday you've dreamed about. Why be ashamed of your chin
and be forced to settle with spending another miserable vacation
in Bognar Regis when a golden opportunity to gain both self-esteem
and untold fortune can be found by looking no further than
the end of your very face!
For those of you with a standard, non-overly large chin,
Hill's MIGHTY Chin" is still for you. Why not offer
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'gifted' with facial extensions? Or how about participating
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Hill's MIGHTY Chin" forum!
What they're saying...
"THANK-YOU FOR YOUR EXCELLENT GUIDE. MY CHIN IS THE BUTT
OF THE LAYMAN'S JOKES NO MORE. THANKS TO YOUR GUIDE, I MADE
£250 WITH MY CHIN LAST MONTH AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE
THAT CAME FROM"
- Mr. R. Barrington, Wales
What they're saying...
"I THOUGHT I WAS JUST ANOTHER CRETIN WITH AN ABNORMALLY
LARGE CHIN, BUT NOW I KNOW DIFFERENT. MY CHIN IS A GIFT AND
I'M READY TO USE IT TO THE MAX. MONEY AND FAME, HERE I COME!"
- Mr. C. Watts, Manchester
What they're saying...
"INCOME FROM MY CHIN LAST MONTH (BEFORE READING GUIDE)
INCOME FROM MY CHIN THIS MONTH (AFTER READING GUIDE) = $412.34.
NEED I SAY MORE?"
- Mrs. M. Thatcher, WI,USA
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With "Jimmy Hill's MIGHTY Chin"
you, the oversized chin owner can:
- LEARN to FIGHT the prejudices against those with oversized
- Discover many new original and PRACTICAL uses for your
- Learn to PROFIT from your 'gift'.
- Experience SELF-IMPROVEMENT through seeing your chin as
- INSPIRE others like yourself to become a SUCCESS through
- GAIN esteem and comfort in your natural facial extension.
What "Jimmy Hill's MIGHTY Chin"
won't do for the oversized chin owner:
- Make a MOCKERY of your non-standard chin. Ever.
- SUBJECT you to HELLISH TORTURE for looking less-than-normal.
- Guarantee to make you rich.
- Not cause bodily harm, and or temporary/permanent physical
disability resulting from the actual use of some of the
more DEMANDING ideas, or indeed any.
- Provide after-care service to the owner of the oversized
chin once they choose to embark on their giant chin usage
- Promise that the uses presented in the '101 Uses for a
Giant Chin' guide are applical to every oversized chin owner.
Some people may not have the necessary requirements - eg,
a Mobile Circus Venue is not suitable to those with a clown
- Jimmy Hill, perhaps the most famous living celebrity with
a larger than average sized chin, does not in any way endorse,
nor support, nor even know this site exists in any way,
shape or form. Although he might do, if he was asked, and/or
had a sense of humour. (Which he does if he thinks that
St. George's Cross bow-tie he wore during the 1998 World
Cup was a good idea.) This site is not in anyway connected with
the real Jimmy Hill, so don't waste your time emailing us with
your questions or queries for him!
- As stated in the "What Jimmy Hill's Mighty Chin won't
do for the oversized chin owner" section, the uses
contained in our superb, "101 uses for a Giant Chin"
guide may not be physically/legally/scientifically possible
for every person. Unfortunately, science and social factors
are beyond our control, although in an ideal world, we'd
all be able to turn our chins into useful money making tools.
- By using the '101 Uses for a Giant Chin' guide, you accept
full responsibility for your actions and in no way hold
the authors of the guide, nor this site, responsible, nor
accountable for any legal or physical repercussions that
may arise as a result of your folly of actually using the
guide. In the event that following the guide you i) become
injured ii) break a number of human rights/international
laws, iii) die : you have our deepest sympathies but nothing
- Occasional uses may be incorrect, or flawed or be illegal
and will be removed whenever possible. You are still liable
if you use them.
- Yes, these uses and page are a joke. Don't waste your time
attempting to make a killing with your chin!
- This web page (jimmyhill.disko.co.uk) and all content within,
including the site design are the copyright of the owner
of the domain. Illegal pilfering of the content will result
in a severe frowning upon and the dispatching of a internationally
reknowned marksman who will hunt the guilty party down;
typically resulting in extra business for the local funeral
director and carpet saleman.
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Jimmy Hill's MIGHTY Chin concept: Collie.
Original '101 Uses of a Giant Chin' Thread started by: Alex
H (now a mod of the board - see how you reap the benefits
from active participation!)
Site Design and graphics etc : Collie
Additional uses in '101 Uses for a Giant Chin' Guide: Original
Occasional other ideas provided (in one way or another) by
: Alex H, Jimmy Hill.