"Jimmy Hill's MIGHTY Chin" is the Internet's primary source for oversized chin japery. Everyone loves a giant chin, apart from the owner of the chin itself perhaps, although with our '101 Uses for a Giant Chin' guide, this needn't be the case any longer. The ongoing and ever popular series contains a wealth of information designed to give you, the host of the extra large chin, over 100 practical and fun ways to make use of the gift you have been given. Indeed, there are actually numerous uses that could net you extra income! You'll be able to use the money to pay off debts, secure a deposit on a house, perhaps buy that family car you've always wanted, or the dream holiday you've dreamed about. Why be ashamed of your chin and be forced to settle with spending another miserable vacation in Bognar Regis when a golden opportunity to gain both self-esteem and untold fortune can be found by looking no further than the end of your very face!

For those of you with a standard, non-overly large chin, "Jimmy Hill's MIGHTY Chin" is still for you. Why not offer your advice, words of encouragement, and expertise to those 'gifted' with facial extensions? Or how about participating in some other oversized chin related banter ? Join the fun today by entering "Jimmy Hill's MIGHTY Chin" forum!

With "Jimmy Hill's MIGHTY Chin" you, the oversized chin owner can:

• LEARN to FIGHT the prejudices against those with oversized chins.
• Discover many new original and PRACTICAL uses for your chin.
• Learn to PROFIT from your 'gift'.
• Experience SELF-IMPROVEMENT through seeing your chin as an ASSET.
• INSPIRE others like yourself to become a SUCCESS through their chin.
• GAIN esteem and comfort in your natural facial extension.

What "Jimmy Hill's MIGHTY Chin" won't do for the oversized chin owner:

• Make a MOCKERY of your non-standard chin. Ever.
• SUBJECT you to HELLISH TORTURE for looking less-than-normal.
• Guarantee to make you rich.
• Not cause bodily harm, and or temporary/permanent physical disability resulting from the actual use of some of the more DEMANDING ideas, or indeed any.
• Provide after-care service to the owner of the oversized chin once they choose to embark on their giant chin usage endeavours.
• Promise that the uses presented in the '101 Uses for a Giant Chin' guide are applical to every oversized chin owner. Some people may not have the necessary requirements - eg, a Mobile Circus Venue is not suitable to those with a clown phobia.

Legal Disclaimer:

• Jimmy Hill, perhaps the most famous living celebrity with a larger than average sized chin, does not in any way endorse, nor support, nor even know this site exists in any way, shape or form. Although he might do, if he was asked, and/or had a sense of humour. (Which he does if he thinks that St. George's Cross bow-tie he wore during the 1998 World Cup was a good idea.) This site is not in anyway connected with the real Jimmy Hill, so don't waste your time emailing us with your questions or queries for him!
• As stated in the "What Jimmy Hill's Mighty Chin won't do for the oversized chin owner" section, the uses contained in our superb, "101 uses for a Giant Chin" guide may not be physically/legally/scientifically possible for every person. Unfortunately, science and social factors are beyond our control, although in an ideal world, we'd all be able to turn our chins into useful money making tools.
• By using the '101 Uses for a Giant Chin' guide, you accept full responsibility for your actions and in no way hold the authors of the guide, nor this site, responsible, nor accountable for any legal or physical repercussions that may arise as a result of your folly of actually using the guide. In the event that following the guide you i) become injured ii) break a number of human rights/international laws, iii) die : you have our deepest sympathies but nothing more.
• Occasional uses may be incorrect, or flawed or be illegal and will be removed whenever possible. You are still liable if you use them.
• Yes, these uses and page are a joke. Don't waste your time attempting to make a killing with your chin!
• This web page (jimmyhill.disko.co.uk) and all content within, including the site design are the copyright of the owner of the domain. Illegal pilfering of the content will result in a severe frowning upon and the dispatching of a internationally reknowned marksman who will hunt the guilty party down; typically resulting in extra business for the local funeral director and carpet saleman.

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Credits:

Jimmy Hill's MIGHTY Chin concept: Collie.

Original '101 Uses of a Giant Chin' Thread started by: Alex H (now a mod of the board - see how you reap the benefits from active participation!)

Site Design and graphics etc : Collie

Additional uses in '101 Uses for a Giant Chin' Guide: Original authors.

Occasional other ideas provided (in one way or another) by : Alex H, Jimmy Hill.